So this is where I'm supposed to brag about myself in third person huh? Well if it's all the same to you I'd rather just skip the formalities. I don't want to do this, and you probably don't want to read it, but if we buckle down we can get this done pretty quick. Here are some of my comedic accomplishments:

• I've played in some of the biggest clubs in Washington DC, Ireland, and beyond - Including the Washington DC Improv, the International Comedy Club, The Roisin Dubh, and the Stand in both Edinburgh and Glasgow.


• I've worked with some of the biggest names in Irish and UK comedy - including David O'Doherty, Des Bishop, Frankie Boyle, Ardal O'Hanlon, Dave McSavage, PJ Gallagher, and more.


• I was featured on Neil Delamere's new radio show The 2nd Republic on RTE Radio 1.


• I won the ComedyDublin Comedian of the Year award in 2010.


• One time, I hugged Reginald D. Hunter at a party. Afterwards, he flirted with the girl I was talking to. What a pimp.